Adam And Eve

Originally posted in Vox October 17.2007
My knowledge is not complete about this subject yet. May God give me a light of knowledge that I can explain the subject better to you. If I die before such a day arrives, this is the best I can tell you.

Forget everything you read in Bible. The explanation you see there about Adam is one of the major causes people turn their backs to religion and spirituality. Nobody explains the story of Adam and Eve worse the the Bible we posses in our hands today. Of course I don't believe that is Gods account of the subject. Bible was written some three hundred years after Jesus the Messiah (PBUH). And with all the different versions from old testaments and new testament(S)

and English Bible of King James etc etc, it doesn't qualify as Gods word. Only one version can qualify which is either missing or I haven't seen yet.

Sorry, I am not going to quote from Genesis but you are free to go read and point my inaccuracy.

Here is a ruff draft of the story: God created Adam from dust, created Eve from Adam. From living being. Than let them occupy the heaven. But leasing heaven was conditional or by a contract. Adam and Eve were not to eat from certain tree. Call it homeowner association's rule or covenant or whatever. Anyways Eve broke the rule because serpent or snake or Satan transfigured as snake told her she will attain knowledge of God if she eats that fruit so she did than made Adam eat too. Than they got naked, were ashamed of themselves, went in hiding behind the trees, covering themselves with figs leaves. So later on God came walking in the heaven, didn't see Adam there, so he started calling for him , Adam, where are you, Eve where are you? They started answering, my lord , we are ashamed, we are naked, trying to cover ourselves. Here God (clicked) , asked, you haven't eaten the fruit? Oh yes we have, Adam replied. Than, (only than) God got angry and evicted them from heaven.

Several major flaws in this story.

1. Women all to blame, which I certainly don't agree with. In this story women is easier to make learn bad stuff and to make commit sin than the man. So whatever pain we have today and the fact that we are not immortal, is women's fault. She commits sin first by listening to men's enemy than make her husband do it too.

Anyways forget about the blaming game. The whole story doesn't make an iota of sense.

2. God with all his knowledge that knows everything before it happens, comes to heaven, like he is doing an after lunch walk, like he is a human and can't even figure out where Adam and Eve is at the moment and he doesn't even know they are hiding and is forced to play hide and seek with them.

3. God didn't have the knowledge that they already ate the forbidden food or fruit, so he ask them you didn't eat the food I told you not to? Oh yes my lord we have, Adam replied.

4. Only than God who had no idea what happened before, realize the severity of what they have done, enormously disappointed and get angry and kick them out. I don't even know if they have their security deposit back.

Surprised God? see how the people you created and trusted and made a bet and challenged your own innocent Angel over them, how miss used your trust and betrayed you? Sorry, I know how you feel, I can totally understand your pain.

Forgive me God, just joking, please don't send me to hell.

Well, that's what would I say if the story was really what God said, but like I said I don't believe those are Gods words, and these illogical, laughable account of creating fist human ( I have questions there too which we are going to explore later in this text). No God, I don't believe those are your words, actually I am in doubt that you have said anything that explains the whole story, either that or it is missing. I take it one of your secrets. But as you know I am after revealing your secrets, just to save your people on earth from inaccuracy and from atheism.

OK, how much I know what Adam and Eve are?

When God was going to create Adam by Islamic and quoted from Koran, angels were against it. Its not important they were against or for , but the reasoning is very important, that solves the whole mystery. Angels were saying: Are you creating something that disobey you AGAIN and start killing and bring disasters to earth and cause bad things happening AGAIN ? ( As the people who came before them).

Like I said Koran didn't give the whole account either, but the point is that all mystery can be solved with the word AGAIN . So Adam and Eve were not the first human being or at least not the first intelligent creatures in earth. There were many before them. So now when you see that painting in Syria that is 11000 years old and was created by human, and the Kennewik man etc etc, and by most account Adam just lived a few thousands years ago, you don't say hmmmm Adam is fake story. First don't put a 6000 years date to creation of Adam.

How far before Adam there were people on earth? I am not going to repeat what I said in Khedder the Albino Prophet. I just refer you to that post.

Second, God said he created Adam from Dust, or dirty mud which is again dust or dirt as main part, it does suddenly make sense. Here is my theory which is consistant with science. Dust or dirt paid a major part in human's creation, because all the minerals we have in our body, come from dirt, calcium, magnesium, you name it its there. Now why dirty mud I( Dirty here means not clean and isn't used dirty, made of dirt). Now why things get dirty? smells bad, etc etc.? Think about it, go to a desert that there is no living thing ( Human or vegetable) , nothing is dirty, staled and nothing smells bad. Rocks, sands, and dirt, they are all clean, you can lick them and you won't get sick and they don't smell bad. So is sterile water, its clean. Things get dirty and sometime discusting when they are infected. Dirty wound, vomet, digestive by products, urine, etc etc. So Dirty ( not clean) mud here that men created from , including Adam is dirt ir dust mixed with a lot of animal, vegetaion, microbes and bio organism. Where this take us?

GOD CREATED HUMAN BEING FROM ONE CELL ORGANISM EVOLVED. Here is your theory of EVOLUTION and not in contrast with God's own word. If you have read my Noah's story, it again prove the same theory.

Now that stupid Idea that women are to blame for anything bad happened in this world, I am not don't with that. And anybody who put that in bible must be ashamed of himself, may God keep him in hell forever.

So I am going to write more about that subject somewhere .

In contrast. When God evicted Adam and Eve from heaven, maybe from Adan, Yemen or Eden and send them to neighboring land, Hawa or Eve landed in Marwa hills and Adam Landed in Safa hills. Safa is where at the end of the world a horrible creature comes out of screaming and telling people about the end of the world. So men is unsuccessful in saving planet earth, man is the one that caused all the wars and brought myseries, mostly, eventhough not 100 percent. So you priests and mullahs and Talibs can shut your mouth, women is not second class citizen and lower than man and cause of sin, they are the source of life.